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1. You are walking down the street and you see someone being attacked. You... Screw him/her, they're not worth the trouble Leap upon the assailant, flailing your arms Shout for help, but don't intervene in any other way Start beating on the victim as well Use the opportunity to steal both their money Take the law into your own hands...
2. You are staying at a hotel which claims to be excellent. Upon arrival you find that the windows won't open, the waffles are solid, there are stains on the sheets, and the serv... I mean workers are fornicating in the elevators. You... Pull out mister shotgun Call room service and complain Write an understanding letter to the hotel after you leave Write a scathing, sarcastic letter to the hotel after you leave Fornicate with the workers
3. Someone you don't like is talking to you. You... Ignore everything they do and say Deny their very existance Again, pull out mister shotgun You know the knife from Crocadile Dundee? Politely go along with them so as not to hurt their feelings
4. Your bastard neighbors have a child who constantly harasses and annoys everyone. You... Ignore everything he or she do and say Two in the morning, burn down their house Once again, pull out mister shotgun Beat some sense into the little brat Politely go to his or her parents
5. The parents of the child from question 4 above deny their child does anything wrong, stating their child is an "angel". You... Plant some weed in their house and call the cops Now, at two in the morning, burn down their house Kill 'em all Organize a riot among the neighbors who also hate the entire family Go back to your house, knowing there is nothing you can do
6. Your wacky Italian neighbors are having a party, which has gone on for several hours. It is now two in the morning. You... Steal everything in their house while their smashed Hijack the channel 5 news-chopper and strafe the house One word - napalm Call the police, complaining about the noise Have a friendly chat with your drunken Italian neighbors
7. Your little brother's friends won't stop calling your house. Every two seconds, the phone is ringing. You... Disconnect the phone Tap the phone for blackmail material Hire your wacky Italian neighbors to beat them up Change your phone number without your brother's knowledge Explain your problem to your brother, and try to work out a solution
8. You're in a car with a bunch of friends, one of whom is driving. You are going 90 to 95 mph down a bypass. You... Grab the "Oh shit" handle and pray Hysterically ask your friend to slow down Calmly ask your friend to slow down Calmly ask your friend to speed up Pull out mister shotgun, for no apparent reason
9. You have mister shotgun. You... Hand it over to the police Go hunting some game Go hunting some people Pull a Kip Get a cape and go crime-fighting
10. Your are taking a Quiz of Evil. You... Answer all of the questions, like the good friend you are Get out the e-mail bomb utility Totally ignore the quiz, and go to another, more sane, sight Call up the author and harass him You know it... mister shotgun
