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1. You're at your house, and your brother's delinquent friends are defiling the sanctity of your home. You... Let them ruin your day and life Lock them in the attic with no air conditioning Throw chairs and trash recepticles Jesus isn't the only one who can be crucified... Ignore them, they're not worth it.
2. The afore mentioned friends of your borther are being loud and obnoxious. You... As always, you pull out mister shotgun Tear out their still-beating hearts and show them to 'em Rip out their vocal cords and use them to tie trash bags Leave the room Try and be more load and obnoxious
3. Strange people walk by your house every day. You... Realize that they're normal people, just like you Shout at them and taunt them Get in your car, "The Tank", and start driving Start firing the roof-mounted, automatic turret-gun at them Nuke the bastards
4. You are looking for help, but the bastard group who provides your free web page sucks. You... Knowingly be patient - your turn will come Knowingly be patient - their time will come Set a computer virus to delete everything Write scathing e-mails to anybody administering the site Sigh knowingly, and then find out where they are located.
5. You know you are going to Hell. Where do you belong there? Circle 1 - The minor crimes and sins Oval 7 - The wierd and demented crimes and sins The deepest depths of Hell, where you burn in eternal flames The Third House - Rob's Domain Tartarus - It cool, and there's torture...
6. There are three great evils in this world (besides me) - smoking, drinking, and drugs. You see someone advocating the first one, smoking. You... End that person's life, like the good person you are Allow that person to go on living Destroy the entire tobacco industry Make a phone call to the police, stating trumped up charges Make that person smoke 500 cigarettes at once
7. You all know the Skippys guy - the ice cream vendor in the truck, with the annoying music. One day you just snap - the music drives you insane. What do you do? Super Soaker filled with boiling water Super Soaker filled with nitric acid Super Soaker filled with mace Super Soaker filled with permanent dye Super Soaker filled with ice cold water
8. The local school marching band is screwing up your social life - too many of your friends are associated with it. You... Get better, smarter friends Take out the instructors Take out the entire band Absolutely nothing - you have no right to do anything Absolutely nothing - that would be legal
9. You get hungry at 1 or 2 in the morning. You... Sneak out of the house and go to P&C Sneak out of the house and go to AW (Yeah Phil!) One word - Cannibalilsm Suffer throughout the night, hungry Eat a horse - literally
10. Your are taking another Quiz of Evil. You... Smile, knowing Rob is just putting on an act Smile, knowing Rob isn't acting... he's really like this Realize that no matter what, Rob will score higher then you Realize you're wasting your time, and beat up your brother Continue on with your life, knowing you know a complete psycho
